Labour Are Evil

Imagine this... A strange man no one knows appears before a nation, "trust me" he cries, he makes promises he can't keep to a people fed up with their lot, he tells them how only he can make everything better. He tells tales of their current rulers evil deeds and how he would never do the things they do. The people of this nation rise up and say "strange man, we nothing about you but here are the keys to our nation, do as you wish for the next five years". This would never happen of course, no nation is full of people that stupid. Well let me introduce you to the Great British public, a people who know more about reality TV than they do about those who govern them, a people happy to work hard so others don't have to, a people happy to be treated like criminals while actual lawbreakers are free to wonder the streets and terrorise the vulnerable, a people happy to watch their hard earned money wasted on grand projects that always fail and a people in whose name over a million Iraqis were slaughtered.

We know the type of people who'll vote Labour, they'll be the ones benefiting from Labours "rob from the working to give to the failures" fucked up Robin Hood policies. People like them have always been with us, only in more sensible times they were given the choice of pull your weight or go without. The question is where have all these people who hail Clegg as master of the universe come from? surely no one sane would base their vote on one TV appearance? I'd like to think it's just a few random nutters who won't vote anyway but watching Sky and the BBC interviewing floating voters I begin to wonder. Students voting Labour because their parents did or in one case "I'm voting for Brown because he's on the TV a lot" (I shit you not), a bloke who recently found himself out of work through Browns incompetence planning on voting Labour because "I like his economic policies", it goes on and on, hordes of people barely able to think for themselves. You can see these people desperately trying not to look like fuckwits and failing miserably, it's sad to see and surely not a good sign for the future of this country.

Those planning on voting UKIP are another source of bewilderment, why vote in a why that helps pro E.U Brown hold on to power before giving more of it away to those crooks in Brussels? "Cameron let us down over the E.U" they dribble, oblivious to the fact it was Labour and their Lib Dem cronies that stitched us up, the same people who'll benefit from every vote wasted on Farage and his merry band of nutjobs. On a positive note it's obvious there aren't as many of these fools it appears, just looking at comments on various newspaper websites you can tell a lot of them are labour trolls with nothing better to do.

So we're all doomed then? I don't think we are, yes the number of idiots in this country is at record levels but there remains enough normal people to turn this around. There are people who lie to pollsters, there are those never asked by pollsters and there are the large number of people sick to death of the parasitic left and who want to be left alone to look after their families away from the glare of a ever more intrusive state. These are the people who'll save us from this nightmare.